What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 04:28

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What makes females believe or think abortions are part of a woman’s rights?
Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What are some great short jokes?
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why are so many young teenage boys misogynistic? Where do they get these attitudes from?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.